stone tones notes

i have a very love/hate relationship
with my life right now.
and while i was getting paid to spend
three hours at the calgary elks lodge and golf club
refilling the water pics in their centrepieces
the following conversation ensued
(inside my head):
-omg.
-what?
-maybe it's the Unviverse that's bipolar and not me.
-that's fucked up, man.
-well, tough bananas. that's just the way the produce grows.