Used to lay on the roof and drink beer...

Tarot cards are scary bananas.

You showed up twice in my reading tonight.
A woman who is intensely perceptive, quick and confident in all she does. A woman of strong character; she can bear her sorrow...
Disorder, confusion, loss. Lovers are separated by war or misfortune...

Dear Acedemia,
Our love-hate relationship has been pushed off to one side of the scale, and I think you know which side that is. I think you are also aware of how profoundly unimpressed I am.
Love,
Chelsea