Here are some amusing observations:

Hostel internet is running again (knock on wood). This is a very happy moment in my life.

There is a mango-scented air freshener hanging on the back of the bathroom door. It's shaped like a pine tree.

Victoria, apparently, has a mobile knife-sharpening service. They have a fancy van.

A man just rode by on his bicycle, and hanging from his bicycle frame was a big sign that read: You are not in Amsterdam. Wear a helmet.

I would be lol-ing at life so much harder right now if I didn't have the worst sinus headache in human history and didn't have to blow my nose every eight seconds.