Don't try anything smart.

The hardest decision of my day was choosing which pair of moccasins to order off the internet. This wins only over what kind of shampoo and conditioner to buy, and that's only because I've spent the vast majority of the day napping. Evidently I really am secretly 87 years old and don't boast the energy reserves to stay out until two o'clock in the morning, even if I then proceed to get seven hours of sleep. I don't think it was just last night though. This place is catching up with me and it's starting to show. I'm not resiliant enough to hide it all summer. I have to call the moccasin shop in the morning because I didn't give them my VISA number, but they processed my order anyway.