Little Black Dot

this afternoon after work i bought two fantastic sewing kits from smoking lily,
came home and started a radioactive octopus doll.
then i loled @ my life and made a cd which i called
absurdism, etc
when the third dimension
is just too much.
and i must have been putting some funny energy into the universe
because while i was making it two policemen knocked on my window
and asked for directions to linden street,
and then when i finished i sat on the porch and all of a sudden
a raccoon waddled down the sidewalk at high speed
because it was being followed not too closely by another raccoon
which was waddling also, and squeaking.
and then i came inside and my period started.
just like that. at ten pm.
i figured the universe was like,
ok chelsea. you think the third dimension is too much now?
just you wait. just you wait until you see what i can do.
and THEN when i went to put a little red dot on my calendar
i remembered it's full moon time.
yes indeed.
you're funny, universe.
yes indeed.