it's coming.

- Did you have a hangover yesterday morning too?
- i didn't wake up with a hangover yesterday morning. i think that probably had something to do with the mass quantities of pasta i ate for dinner and the fact that i probably only took five swigs off that bottle and left you to contend with the rest. which makes your hangover pretty justified, if you ask me. 750ml of beer is a lot of beer. especially when it's called apocalypse.

the government of canada has started advertizing on the back of our grocery receipts. in bus shelters. why don't they just say it? why are the colours of their website cheerful blues and yellows? this feels like indoctrination and i don't like it.