I usually just let the phone ring.

Yesterday my aviators broke in my purse. I cried when I had to throw them away. Moral of this story: always use a case so you don't break your father's hot sunglasses that have survived since 1979.

Today I bought my textbooks. I am now approximately two hundred and seventy eight dollars poorer. However, on the bright side, I overbudgeted, and because I've decided to take four classes a semester instead of five, thus saving myself almost nine hundred dollars, I should be able to afford lunch at Bean today while I do eighteen light years worth of reading.